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Please visit our unitato farm, and adopt a unitato today. Daily unitatoes are getting eaten. It's time we took a stand! LET'S MAKE A CHANGE! Save a Unitato!
ADOPT
Adopt a potato today! Potatoes are just the perfect listeners. No more interupting. The potatoes do not judge! Get a potato!
Adopt a unicorn today! Have you ever just thought about how nice it would be to FLY TO WORK! With our magically trained unicorns you are guaranteed just that!
Adopt a baby Unitatoe today! Cherish and love your baby Unitato. Teach it fun tricks, take it on family trips!
The pandicorn is a close relative to the unitato. The pandicorn is great for children and adults!
UNITATOES
POTATO
UNICORN
BABY UNITATOES
PANDICORN
If you are in the Vancouver area, and you are interested in adopting a unitato please contact us at 1(800) 123-4567.
We have unitatoes of all sorts. We have quirky unitatoes, chill unitatoes, whatevertypofunitatoyouprefer Unitatoes! Please give us a visit!
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